Friday, 28 April 2017

143. The rain in Spain falls mainly on our garden!

Fiona and I are at our property in Spain for a long weekend. Whilst the weather forecast improves tomorrow, we have had unbelievable rain overnight and all day today. Photograph shows our flooded garden and 3m high waves in the background with a strong onshore wind.

We hope that you enjoy your May Day Bank Holiday Weekend and the weather is kind to you.

Tuesday, 25 April 2017

142. St George’s Day Luncheon – Watermen’s Hall

This week I was a guest of the Watermen and Lightermen of the River Thames, who organized a St George’s Day Luncheon at their Hall for Master’s and Clerk’s (see photograph of their brass plaque).

Unfortunately, our Clerk, Ralph Riley, was unable to join me – he missed a very splendid affair. The Hall, the only Georgian Hall in the City, is located just off Lower Thames Street and close to the river. The Company has a very long history – in 1514 the earliest Act of Parliament for regulating watermen, wherrymen and bargemen received Royal Assent from King Henry Vlll. In 2014, the Company celebrated the 500th anniversary of that Act.

The luncheon attracted some 60 Master’s and Clerk’s and was a very jovial event (see photograph of the dining room before lunch was served). We were each provided with a very large red rose as a buttonhole (see photograph) and that greatly added to the atmosphere.

A fine lunch and wines were provided by the Cook and the Butler (see photograph of the invitation and luncheon menu) and John Salter (Master of the Company of Watermen and Lightermen) proposed a toast to the guests and John Manwaring-Robertson (Master of the Worshipful Company of mercers) responded.




Monday, 24 April 2017

141. Tudor Pull 2017

On St George’s Day (Sunday 23rd April 2017), the Queen’s Rowbarge Gloriana took part in the annual Tudor Pull from Hampton Court to HM Tower of London with the Queen’s Barge Master and a crew of Watermen from the Watermen & Lightermen Company. The event is to transport the “Stela”, a slice of ancient wooden water pipe donated by the Worshipful Company of Water Conservators, in the charge of the Queen’s Barge Master from Hampton Court Palace (where the “Stela” is stored) under oars via the River Thames to the Tower of London where it is presented to the Duty Governor watched over by the Yeoman Warders.

We gathered on the banks of the River Thames at Hampton Court at 09.30am and processed from the Gloriana to the gates of Hampton Court Palace (see photograph). At precisely 10.00am the gates to the Palace opened and Henry Vlll (an actor very realistically attired) appeared accompanied by a drummer. I then read the following to the large assembled crowd (see photograph):

“My Liege,I, as Master of the Worshipful Company of Water Conservators of London, return to this, your Royal Palace of Hampton Court, the Watermen's  Stela, crafted from a piece of ancient conduit of the City of London, that you may once more dispatch it, by water, to your Majesty's Royal Palace and Fortress of The Tower of London that all may be reminded of the use, from time immemorial, of this liquid highway.”

Henry Vlll accepted the “Stela” and passed it, in its glass case, to the Queen’s Barge Master with the instruction to deliver it to The Tower of London. We then processed back to Gloriana and promptly left our mooring and headed off into London (see photograph).

After approximately one and a half hours we arrived at Richmond where we moored up and had the opportunity to stretch our legs and have a cup of coffee. Mike Williamson (our Thames Warden) and his wife Sandra then boarded our Cutter (the Water Forget me Knot) and were then rowed for the second part of the journey into Central London. Their rowers were an all female crew from Poplar Rowing Club and Johnny Dwan, (our Barge Master) ensured that he safely steered the Cutter into London (see photograph).

The sun shone brightly for the whole of this part of the journey and we received much attention from the river banks and bridges – this gave us plenty of opportunity to practice our Royal wave! (See photograph of Fiona and I on board and enjoying the sunshine.)

Gloriana’s rowers were relentless in their determination to reach the Tower of London in good time, although we did slow down as we came past Chelsea to allow Lord Sterling (who had the original idea to build Gloriana) to join us on board. (See photograph of rowers in full action as we approached Central London).

We docked adjacent to the Tower of London at 15.45pm and after disembarking made or way to the gates of the Tower where we were met by the Duty Governor (in his dramatic plumed hat) and his Yeoman Warders. In a brief ceremony at 16.15pm the Queen’s Barge Master returned the “Stela” to the Governor who accepted it and promised to return it to Hampton Court Palace within one year (see photograph).

And so ended a thoroughly enjoyable day, full of colour, pageantry and sunshine! Thanks to everyone who helped organize the day and who made it such a success.






Friday, 21 April 2017

140. That Timbuktu Joke!

Following the Election Court lunch earlier this week, many of you have been kind enough to contact me to ask whether you can have a copy of the Timbuktu joke that I used during my speech!

I confess to having stolen it from a Past Master of another Livery Company and then tweaked it for our own use. So, for those of you who would like to use it, here it is:



It was the final in a National Poetry Competition. The two finalists were given a word, then allowed two minutes to produce a poem that contained that word – the word they were given was “Timbuktu”. After two minutes, the first finalist, an Oxford Graduate stepped up to the microphone. He said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination – Timbuktu.

Polite applause ensued and then the second finalist, a young Water Conservator stepped up to the microphone. He said:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three girls in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I Bucked one, and Timbuktu.



Photograph shows the ancient City of Timbuktu, but this bears no relationship to the joke! Enjoy.

139. Election Court Luncheon

At the Election Court lunch held at Armourers’ Hall earlier this week we enjoyed an excellent meal and wines supplied very professionally by Mark Grove and his team from The Cook and the Butler.

The Master Engineer and Master Fueller were our guests along with senior representatives from the RAF, Navy and the Army and the CEO of CIWM (the Chartered Institution of Wastes Management). These were all enthusiastically welcomed by Simon Catford, our Fleet Warden, who went on to propose the toast to the guests, which was taken in water.

My Principal Guest was Alderman and Sheriff Peter Estlin, who gave a very amusing response on behalf of the guests with anecdotal stories about his role as Sheriff and life at the Old Bailey.

Before we left the Livery Hall for what seemed a very long stirrup cup in the adjoining reception room, Court Assistant Nigel Cartright was responsible for organizing a collection in aid of ABF, the Soldiers Charity, and we were delighted to have collected a total of £700 for this deserving charity.

Many thanks to our Clerk, Ralph Riley, who organized this excellent event with his usual efficiency.

Photographs show the Livery Hall laid up ready for lunch and Fiona, Peter Estlin. The Master and the Master Engineer during lunch.


138. Election Court Meeting 2017

The Election Court Meeting took place on Thursday 20th April at the Armourers’ Hall in the City.

Apart from its usual business, the election of Court members was a key part of the agenda. I am delighted to report that Trevor Harrington and Sue Paterson were re-elected and Dylan Barker was elected as a new Court Assistant.

I also had the privilege of installing as Freemen, Pat Fitzsimmons, Gareth Jones and Andy Williamson. This was followed by our eighth Consort being admitted - Christine North. Welcome and congratulations to you all.

Additionally, the election of the new top team for 2017/18 confirmed the following:

      Master – Mike Williamson
      Thames Warden – Simon Catford
      Fleet Warden – Mark Lane
      Walbrook Warden – Rob Casey

Congratulations to all of them and we look forward to their installation on 6th July at Draper’s Hall.

Photograph shows the 2016/17 team of Master, Wardens and the Clerk immediately following the Court Meeting.
 

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

137. Fuellers Election Court Luncheon


This week I was a guest at the Worshipful Company of Fuellers Election Court Luncheon. The event was held in the glorious Fishmonger’s Hall and was well attended with four other Modern Company Master’s also invited.

The Fuellers are an interesting Company, because they originally represented the coal industry, but with the demise of coal production in the UK they widened their appeal and membership to cover the whole energy sector.

Grace was said by Peter Mullen, their Chaplain and our erstwhile Chaplain. He is long retired, but well and happily living in Eastbourne.

Following a welcome to the guests given by the Senior Warden, the toast to the Company was proposed by Malcolm Brinded CBE, shortly to become President of the Energy Institute – his speech focused on changing global energy patterns and the fact that there is sufficient available oil for the next 200 years and coal for at least 1,000 years. No worries there then!

Many thanks to the Master Fueller for inviting me and for an informative luncheon.

Photographs show the invitation & menu cards and the Fishmongers Hall laid up ready for luncheon.